ale komu chce sie to czytac xD

To tak
One Piece:
"One Piece is sexually great. I jack off to it alot. And there are no sex scenes. I jack off to the fight scenes."

An extremely tight vagina. It is so tight that it seems as if the labia are fused together.
-"Her one piece was so tight, my dick turned blue." (all blue? lol )

Luffy(skrocone):

"sex in an airplane latrine"

Monkey D Luffy(pelne):
n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.

That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.

Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.
"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."


Zoro:
A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I have no idea what you're talking about.
"Zoro has three swords... He can also kill people who ride on little wheel things... And clowns... And stuff... He's cool."
Not to be confused with either Zorro (the American swordsman) or Roronoa Zolo, a dubbed/dumbed down "child friendly" version of himself which shows up in 4kids' children's versions of the anime.
New One Piece Fan: YOU'RE WRONG! Isn't it Roronoa Zolo, not Zoro?

Old One Piece Fan: It hasn't been for 10 years as the creator writes it...

ZOLO omg xD

Zoro- Stretching your ball sack over a sleeping person eyes.
Dude, we should zoro him if he falls asleep.

Usopp:
A fictional character from One Piece. He is the marksmith of the Straw Hat Pirate Crew and is also great friends with the captain, Monkey D Luffy. He is cowardly and timid, but he often displays incredible amounts of courage and strength that surprise both his enemies and allies alike. He also has a very large nose.
Usopp uses a slingshot as a weapon. Usopp loses in the duel with Luffy at Water 7. By the way, if you don't want the plot to be spoiled, don't read the previous sentence. (haha fail D: )

Nami:
A female whore from the anime series One Piece She is a stupid redhead slut who needs to die. She dosen't deserve anyone except Luffy or maybe Zolo ( =.= ). I think Nami's a lesbian cos she hits on Princess Vivi or whatever her name is.
Nami needs to go die with Wynmacher

A sexy assassin, that is psycho at times
Whoa. Look at Nami go!


Chopper:
The art of swinging your penis around in circles like the rotor of a helicopter. Usually for others to see.
"Craig likes to Chopper alot."
"Craig is a Chopper Master "
"Damn it Aaron, Craig just Choppered me again"

A term 4kids invented when they did a rap for One Piece.
Usually means doing doctor stuff.
Chopper's Doctoring.

o tym slowie jest ponad 7 podstron glownie motocykle, AK-47 (i inne bronie), marihuana, ganja etc xD

Sanji:
The hottest anime character on One Piece. He is a playboy and likes every woman he sees. He loves to cook.
Sanji is so hot. He's a total playa....

i o nim byloby na tyle.. fail xD

Brook:
To fuck a bunch of different people in one night.
"Ah I really want to brook that girl."
(v)- to screw something up in a mahor way, to lick butter off the floor of a dirty cabin floor
(adj)-to be quite confused
"Dude, You brooked it!"
1.The small town I live in
2.A place you never want to live
3.A place that has nothing but drama.

Nico Robin:
A awesome character who is smart and can bitch slap a hundred men at the same time using her Hana Hana abilities. Wears revealing outfits, came from Ohara and played a important role in Enies Lobby arc.
Nico Robin: Hi, I'm Nico Robin. I wanna join your crew
Luffy: Awesome.
Nico Robin: Thanks for saving my life
Luffy: No problems. So what do you do?
Nico Robin: I'm a archaeologist.
Nami: Nice of you to join us but what do we need a archaeologist for again?
Sanji: Who cares? She's hot

Fun fact: Unless there was a mistake, Nico Robin scored 58+ in the Universal Mary Sue Litmus test

Franky:
(n.) a horny bastard
Your being such a franky right now!

A person who owes you money, Usually from lending or borrowing. Anybody who owes you money and does not pay up is a Franky.

Word commonly used by Max Biggaveli.
Max B: Franky wheres my money ?

Franky: uhhhhhh

Max B: I need my money franky!

Franky: *Runs*

Max B: FRANNNKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


menstrual cycle, menstrual period. (FAIL)

gay or bi at least


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taa
cokolwiek xD

właśnie się dowiedziałam o istnieniu [link] xD

teksty wzięte z [link]

aha

Ace: another word for "ass" (hahaha mowilam Ci Veld xD)
Shanks: A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. (ma jedna reke, tez bym oszukiwala xD)



Specjalnie dla Velda:
Vivi:
Foxy lady mostly in process of giving sexual favours
A VERY BEUTIFUL AND AWEOSME device used for the penis!
"May i place my peis in your vivi?"
Smoker:
When you get head from a really skanky looking chick
gay , homosexual , gay man ( D: )
He's a real smoker....as in cock smoker.....
An incredibly hot woman.
A gun, specifically a high-caliber handgun.
A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool. (odnosnie tytoniu)
A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die. (ej nie, Smoker jest fajny T_T )

Carue:
Carue isn't defined yet. (oj fail ; p )

... już byłam wystarczająco cierpliwa.

Ostatni raz mnie upokorzyła.

Przepraszam Cię Paweł : /

Pada pada pada.
Pada od nocy.
Padac bedzie do soboty, a moze i dluzej.
Radze wzmacniac tamy i szykowac worki z piaskiem

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O malo zawalu nie dostalam jak szlam do pracy, tak walilo piorunami do okoła : |
ale piosenka wymiata
Pewnie po burzach bede miala ruch w sklepie jak diabli, przynajmniej szef nie bedzie marudzil

chyba trzeba w koncu zareportować do adminów o tych emotikonach i o tym ze DA nie obsluguje polskich znakow, ale moze to tylko mi

ale to jak wroce z pracy xd

aha, jestem oslabiona przez ta pogode, a sadzac po stanie moich spodni (mokre po same uda) to chyba beda jakies powiklania, nie wliczajac umyslowch ktore mam od urodzenia

ale przynajmniej stopy mam suche, glany sa kochane 8>

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Na chwile obecna mam dosyc zwiazkow.
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Zombik nie tylko u Ciebie wystepuje bug

Kurwa.